This is a roleplay blog controlled by some chick that's head-over-heels for me. But no biggie. I mean, who doesn't love me?
I need to buy some friends.
Totally speaking in Haiku from now on:
Roses are red,
Violets are violet.
Where are my underpants?
Did someone hide it?
I’m not crazy! I have a large fanbase. Ask them. They’ll tell you I’m the real Slim Shady.
You really are.